Penis Water Gun

Realistic penis with wrinkles

10 inches long, including balls

Push-button trigger

Small opening in tip

The penis water gun will withstand repeated use. The shaft is about eight inches long and the balls/handle add another two inches of length. Fill valve at back of the shaft opens and closes easily. Not a sex toy.

Does an Over the Hill party get crazy and then the penis water guns come out, or does it get crazy because the penis water guns get unholstered? Either way, what's a wild party without guests shooting each other with plastic dicks? No need for commentary when you're squirting someone in the eye with a penis gun. The act speaks for itself. So get ready for the good times. But buying only one penis water gun is just selfish. Buy at least two and have a swordfight… er, gunfight!