Old Lady Glasses
Not showing the signs of aging as much as your friends would expect, given how much aging you’ve been doing? First off, congratulations, you lucky dog! Count your blessings; some of us went gray before we were 30. But if you’ve been fortunate enough to avoid those telltale signs of aging, you can still look the part for your over the hill party with the help of the Old Lady Glasses. These novelty glasses have a pair of classic old lady earrings and a head of gray hair (complete with tons of curlers) attached to them. Wear these at your party, and there’ll be no mistaking the fact that you’re an old bag!