Happy Fucking Birthday Mints
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“Happy Birthday.” You’ve probably heard that phrase hundreds of times by now. You’ve been hearing it since you were a kid. It’s boring, it’s stale, it’s old. Almost as old as you are. And as you’ve grown up, you’ve earned the right to hear something a little more befitting your age. You’re not a kid any more. You’re an adult. You’re a fucking adult. It’s about damn time that people started saying “Happy Fucking Birthday” to you.
Now all your birthday wishes (or at least that one birthday wish) can come true, thanks to the Happy Fucking Birthday Mints. These mints say “Happy fucking birthday” right there on the package, and the mints themselves are just as blunt. Best of all, they come in individually wrapped packages with a couple mints inside each, making them perfect pinata stuffers. They go perfectly with our Happy Fucking Birthday Pinata, so you can smash that giant fuck to make dozens more tiny fucks fall out. Feeling more like an adult yet? Good. You’re fucking welcome.
Contains 25 4.25g bags of candy.