Better Than A Finger Massager
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Fingers can accomplish many tasks very well. For example, pointing without a finger is, well, pointless. Nostril excavations require the delicate touch of a sensitive probe. And they may call it counting on your hands but, without fingers, it's hard to get past two. There's also the activity called "fingering," which usually calls for a wiggly digit or two. But what if there were something better than a finger, say a product called the "Better than any Finger Slimline Massager"? And what if it were packaged in a brown plastic wrapper that made it look like a famous "finger" candy bar? Wouldn’t that be great fun?