Retirement Crown

Over The Hill

$4.49 $7.99
You save 44%
SKU: OH251552
Availability: 8 in stock

  • Shiny and Colorful
  • Adjustable
  • One Size Fits All
  • Hot facts
    The Retirement Crown is a shiny and regal piece of headgear befitting office royalty like the lucky new retiree!

    Item Description

    Long ago, a crown was a powerful and meaningful symbol, and anyone who wore one was someone deserving of great honor and respect - usually a leader or a member of royalty, or someone equally important and powerful. This is, of course, before Burger King came along and started handing out crowns left and right to anyone who wanted one, forever ruining the reputation of the crown as something that actually meant something.

    But there’s hope! Finally, for the first time in decades, we have a crown that actually acts as a symbol of authority again. The Retirement Crown is the perfect way to distinguish the guest of honor and let him or her get the respect he or she deserves. It’s colorful, shiny, and even says “The Legend Has Retired” on it - there will be no mistaking how important the retiree is when they wear this regal vestige!

    Adjustable, one size fits all.