Happy Fucking Birthday Ribbon

Let everyone know just how fucking happy you are to be getting yet another year older with the Happy Fucking Birthday Ribbon!

Colorful and loud

Says "It's My Fucking Birthday"

Clips on

“Happy Birthday.” You’ve probably heard that phrase hundreds of times by now. You’ve been hearing it since you were a kid. It’s boring, it’s stale, it’s old. Almost as old as you are. And as you’ve grown up, you’ve earned the right to hear something a little more befitting your age. You’re not a kid any more. You’re an adult. You’re a fucking adult. It’s about damn time that people started saying “Happy Fucking Birthday” to you.

Now all your birthday wishes (or at least that one birthday wish) can come true, thanks to the Happy Fucking Birthday Ribbon. This ribbon doesn’t pull any punches; it says “It’s My Fucking Birthday” in big bold black letters, set against a white background and surrounded by colorful dots, to really drive the message home. Wear this ribbon around with pride at your party, and all your guests will get it instantly. Feeling more like an adult yet? Good. You’re fucking welcome.

One party ribbon per pack.