Happy Fucking Birthday Balloons

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$3.99 $5.99
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SKU: OH-CP533
Shipping Weight = (3.0)oz.
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Availability: 8 in stock

Features
Let everyone know just how fucking happy you are to be getting yet another year older with the Happy Fucking Birthday Balloons!
Hot facts
  • Colorful and loud
  • Easy to inflate
  • 8 per pack

  • Item Description

    “Happy Birthday.” You’ve probably heard that phrase hundreds of times by now. You’ve been hearing it since you were a kid. It’s boring, it’s stale, it’s old. Almost as old as you are. And as you’ve grown up, you’ve earned the right to hear something a little more befitting your age. You’re not a kid any more. You’re an adult. You’re a fucking adult. It’s about damn time that people started saying “Happy Fucking Birthday” to you.

    Now all your birthday wishes (or at least that one birthday wish) can come true, thanks to the Happy Fucking Birthday Balloons. These balloons don’t pull any punches; they say “Happy Fucking Birthday” in big bold white letters, set against a variety of colorful backgrounds, to really drive the message home. Feeling more like an adult yet? Good. You’re fucking welcome.

    Eight balloons per pack.