Over the Hill First Aid Kit



The Over the Hill First Aid Kit comes with everything that your aging friend might need to overcome their various aches and pains (and believe me, they’re going to be having a lot of aches and pains). It includes:
• Old Age Soap
• Gray Away Hair Dye
• Anti-Old Pills
• Nail File
• Wrinkle Remover
What, were you expecting bandaids and gauze, or something like that? Nah. This first aid kit has only the essentials for dealing with the REAL troubles that old folks are most likely to face.
Disclaimer: All of the boxes and tubes inside this kit are empty, and do not contain any substances, let alone substances with medicinal properties. This is a gag gift for novelty purposes only.