Over the Hill Utility Hat

One Size Fits Most

Covered with Gag Gifts

Hilarious

The Over the Hill Utility Hat is a gag gift that comes with a whole bunch of smaller gag gifts attached to it for endless fun at the birthday party!

You’ve probably heard of Batman’s utility belt, full of all kinds of useful gadgets he might need while he’s out fighting crime. Well, when you get to a certain age, belts just don’t fit like they used to. That’s why we recommend the Over the Hill Utility Hat instead. It’s loaded with all kinds of things an old person might need on a moment’s notice, like:

• Nu Hair Restoration Formula

• Wrinkle Cream

• Oil of Old Age

• Milk of Amnesia

• Reminders to take your meds

• Warnings for everyone around you

With all of that at your disposal, you might not be able to fight crime without throwing out your back, but you should be prepared for most other situations!

Disclaimer: All of the boxes and tubes attached to this hat are empty, and do not contain any substances, let alone substances with medicinal properties. This is a gag gift for novelty purposes only.