50th Birthday Tankard
The older you get, the more you start to appreciate the finer things in life, and the less tolerance you have for subpar quality. For someone turning 50, drinking their beverage of choice out of a red plastic solo cup just isn’t up to snuff any more. Disposable plastic cups were fine when you were drinking cheap beer and bottom-shelf vodka, but you’ve made it in life now - you drink a finer caliber of spirits, and they deserve a finer caliber of vessel.
That’s why we recommend that the birthday boy or girl drink their chosen beverage out of the 50th Birthday Tankard. This sturdy glass mug has a nice heft to it, and a fun and colorful design on the front that reads “Cheers to 50 years!” That’s way, way classier than writing your name on a solo cup in sharpie, and the birthday boy or girl is old enough now to definitely appreciate the distinction.
Tankard holds approximately 15 oz (443 mL) of liquid.