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The Golfer's Survival Kit

The Golfer's Survival Kit

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The Golfer's Survival Kit
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Golf is played by twenty million mature American men whose wives think they are out having fun. Get the Golfer’s Survival Kit at OverTheHill.com, where we help you throw the best parties.
Hot Facts
  • The Golfer's Survival Kit
  • A hilarious set
  • For the avid golfer
Item Description
As men get older, something very strange happens to them. Doctors think it might be hormonal. Just as women begin to have hot flashes, men suddenly become obsessed with golf. The biological urge to golf cannot be fought. Instead, give in. Support your Over the Hill golf lover with the gift of the Golfer’s Survival Kit.

The Golfer’s Survival Kit includes everything the golfer needs to stay ahead of the game:

  • The Golf Fanatic’s Parking Permit: Lets other golfers know he’s coming
  • “I Golf, Therefore I am Not Here” Sign
  • A key chain
  • Good Luck golf tee
  • Lost Ball Locator Glasses
  • An air freshener that smells like freshly mowed grass!



    The Golf Survival Kit is the perfect gift for the golf aficionado, for a birthday or retirement.

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