If you order over $100 worth of merchandise we will be happy to include this free gift. I can't tell you exactly what it is, because it changes all the time. It could be confetti; it could be a whoopee cushion; who knows? I can tell you the free gift will be something fun and Over The Hill party related.
Please remember to put the free gift in your shopping cart. Once your order is placed, we can no longer add free gifts.
Fine Print: Don't try to order 2 free gifts, or order one if you haven't spent $100; it won't work out in your favor. Trust me, the gift has a retail value of $4.99 and you might get charged!