When you get to be our age, the old eyesight just isn’t what it used to be, is it? You certainly wouldn’t be the first person to hit the big 5-0 and start thinking it might be time to go look for a solid pair of eyeglasses. Well, we’ve found a way to cut out the middle man and get you those glasses you’ve been thinking about right when you turn 50, right there at the party: just put on a pair of these 50th Birthday Glasses!
Okay, so maybe you noticed that these glasses don’t actually have any lenses, that they’re made of plastic, and that the holes are kind of oddly shaped. But you should know by now not to judge a book by its cover! They’re still plenty functional even despite all that! Okay, so maaaaybe they won’t help at all with your steadily declining eyesight. But that’s alright, you won’t need to look very hard at anything anyways, because with this fun and fashionable accessory on, everyone will be focused on you! These glasses are a great way to add a fun flair to your birthday outfit that lets everyone know you’re happy to be turning 50 and still having a blast.
One pair of glasses.